Posts tagged ‘Illness’
Cleaning, Day 16: TMI! TMI!
Just in time for Cinco De Mayo: TMI stuff. (That stands for ‘Too Much Information”, for the uninitiated).
Be forewarned. Click at your own risk.
Exercise+, Day 11: Sickness and Superbowl
Wow! I made it down here to walk before 10:00! Go me!
And, I am pleased to report, though this weird illness has claimed four of my six family members to date, both Noah and I are going strong. As of this writing, I don’t have any symptoms at all, and I’m hoping it stays that way. Noah is also surprisingly healthy considering he shares a room with Luke. Granted, Luke sleeps below him on the bunk beds they share, but still. I would have expected Noah to come down with this before either Susanna or Zack, and yet he’s fine. I seem to recall Noah getting sick more or less by himself awhile back, so maybe he’s just had this already.
Me? I blame my uber-healthy habits.
Inside me there are complete Quinoa proteins shaking their spears and rarring at any invaders. Just try to infect me! I dare you! My leukocytes are ready for you! They have been armed with spinach and red bell peppers and celery and broccoli and quinoa and whole-grain wild rice! So there!
Of course, just watch…tomorrow I’ll wake up and run for the bathroom.
That would be about right. And don’t think for an instant that Andy will stay home from work to help out if I do. No sir. So God, please do not let this happen to me tomorrow. If it must happen, let it happen Saturday. That would be just fine.
Exercise, Day 10: Noteworthy things
So I’m walking late again, but I have my excuses all lined up. Last night the heavens delivered, a day late, all of the snow promised earier, so we had ANOTHER snow day today. Main difference between and yesterday, of course, is that today there was actually snow. A snow day with snow is a nice thing.
Exercise, Day 19: BLARG!
I was cursing Michelle last night. Not that she actually did anything to me, but she was the bearer of bad news, so I cursed her anyway.
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